Bowl game haiku: On Will Goggans and the greatest beard of all time

New Orleans Bowl: Troy 48, Ohio 21.
Meet Nordic Santa.
It's real, it's spectacular.
A gift to the world.

Trojans hit the gas.
Thirty-eight points in a row.
No time for punting.

Mix up the snap count
Before Troy's D … nope, too late.
They killed Boo Jackson.

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